Kaftans tops and dresses are great for summer as they allow you to have nothing underneath and you can sway back and forth in the heat without any problems perspirating. Some statement that was, innit?

You can find kaftan tops here.

Meanwhile, anyone having breakfast? I mean a good one. Any chance of getting free promo food? No.

Walk past meeting room. Say good mornings. Walk to my desk.

Walk to people who came earlier. Establish what time I came.

Log in. Sit down. Log in again because mis-typed password out of daily habit. Check emails…. again. Check Facebook. Check Twitter. Subliminal list one more time. Boss around? If present, go to boss. If not, go to my big breakfast.

At San Palermo cafe. Scan. Try to match people’s faces. See the connections. Patterns on kaftans. Some people only have a set of five ensembles. Some, a bit more. Today, wearing a newer piece of clothing? Yes? No? Not sure?

Colour choice. Mostly white/light colour – probably no period today.

Night make-up, at 9am. Why?

Guys with shirts tucked in. Where do they work? Guys, shirt tucked out. Face seem oily. Must be journalists from night shift. Other table. Hair slicked back. Too much oil/gel/wax. Keys. Alfa Romeo keychain. On table. Insecure? Must be Italian to be sexy I guess.

Super.