—– You know the game ends when there is a musical.

But Stuart said there might be some guest spots for former housemates in the musical.

When he was in the hosue, love blossomed between fellow housemates Helen Adams and Paul Clarke.

But the business consultant had blunt advice for this year’s contestants, saying: “If you’re looking for love, don’t find it on national TV.”

Stuart continued: “I think there is this huge expectation that once they’ve done something like Big Brother, they almost think there’s an expected media career that comes out of it, and actually you have to work for it.”

The married father of three hasn’t ruled out future reality television appearances, saying he’d like to appear on Dancing On Ice if the money was right.

“If someone will pay you 50,000 quid for learning how to skate, then great – put me down for it,” he enthused.

—– Better have something going on than doing nothing to appease the viewers. Oh well, that’s just me.